Our Menu

THE OG. Our original beef patty on a non-sesame seed bun. Because, who needs sesame seeds?

Insert cheesy caption here. Original beef patty, American cheddar, Non-sesame seed bun.

Legally we have to write out what’s in a bacon cheeseburger (eyeroll). Here goes: original beef patty, American cheddar, Canadian Bacon, non-sesame seed bun.

Two original beef patties, Secret Sauce, American cheddar, non-sesame seed bun. It’s like that big burger from that huge restaurant chain. Only, fresh and delicious.

We liked it, so we put a ring on it. Cheeseburger, Secret Sauce, and a ring of sautéed onions, sangwiched between buttered buns.

Cheeseburger, G14 sauce. And Kaiser Söze’s favourite.

Double Cheeseburger smashed between two grilled cheese buns. It’s like all your favourite things in one.

You’re gonna want a beverage with this. Bacon Cheeseburger, crushed hot peppers, non-sesame seed bun.

Premium beef patty, blue cheese. Really, really really, ridiculously good looking.

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Cheeseburger with The Option on top, non-sesame seed bun.

Probably the best thing ever. Double cheeseburger, topped with deep fried jalapeños.

We made a good vegetable even better. Breaded, cheese-stuffed Portobello mushroom cap, non-sesame seed bun. (Vegetarian)

Because vegans need choices too, guys. Vegan patty, grilled onions, crushed hot peppers, spicy vegan sauces.

Beyond Meat patty, non-sesame seed bun.

Fried chicken breast, Secret Sauce (stop asking, thanks), American cheddar, non-sesame seed bun.

Buffalo fried chicken, blue cheese, non-sesame seed bun.

Chicken fried in buttermilk ranch, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, crisp bacon, non-sesame bun.

Plain or Buffalo style.

Kosher Hebrew National all-beef hot dog, griddled not boiled (gross).

One Hebrew National Kosher all-beef hot dog, one mountain of house-made chili and shredded American cheddar.

Hebrew National all-beef Hot dog, topped with shredded American cheddar and bacon.

Fresh fries, hand cut in-house each day and deep fried until golden brown.

Our fresh cut fries buried in melted American cheddar.

Fries, cheese curds, gravy.

Our Fresh cut fries in a tomb of house-made chili and melted American cheddar.

A bowl of chili, man. Simple. Made in-house daily.

Baked in-house chocolate chip

Ice cream sangwiched between two chocolate chip cookies

Ice cream sangwiched between two grilled cheese buns

Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry or mint chocolate chip.

Vanilla ice cream, chocolate milk.

Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry.

Pick your ice cream. Pick your soda pop.

Vanilla ice cream blended with cream soda, grape crush, or orange crush.

Like the High Priest, only lower. Premium beef patty, Secret Sauce, American cheddar, non-sesame seed bun.

Only for the beefiest. 2 premium beef patties, Secret Sauce, American Cheddar, non-sesame seed bun.

Excellent for burger-to-face bicep curls. Premium beef patty, bacon, Smoke (panko-crusted, deep fried jalapeños) American cheddar, Secret Sauce, non-sesame seed bun.

Ambi-turner exclusive. Premium beef patty, bacon, blue cheese. Single or double available.

Mustard grilled premium beef patties, onions grilled in special sauce, American cheddar, non-sesame seed bun.

Cheeseburger topped with chili, non-sesame seed bun. Stop drooling, people are starting to stare.

The Option (panko-crusted, cheese-stuffed portobello cap), bacon, non-sesame seed bun.

No animals were harmed in the making of this burger. The Option (panko-crusted, cheese-stuffed portobello cap), topped with chili, non-sesame seed bun.

The Option, (panko-crusted, cheese-stuffed portobello cap), sangwiched between two American cheddar topped beef patties, non-sesame seed bun.

The Option (panko-crusted, cheese-stuffed portobello cap), sangwiched by two American cheddar covered premium beef patties, sandwiched between two grilled cheese buns.

Two Option (panko-crusted, cheese-stuffed portobello cap), premium beef patty, non-sesame seed bun.

It’s not the end of the world, but you might need a nap. Two options (panko-crusted, cheese-stuffed portobello cap), American cheddar, two premium beef patties, between non-sesame seed buns.

You’re in trouble now. Two Options (panko-crusted, cheese-stuffed portobello cap), American cheddar, two premium beef patties, between two grilled cheese buns.

The first rule of project mayhem is: fresh cut fries, gravy, cheese curds, on a bed of chili.

Fresh cut fries, grilled onions, secret sauce, cheese.