Our Menu

Burgers
Smell that? That’s our sizzling signature ultra-premium beef, ground fresh daily with your choice of toppings.
Hamburger
THE OG. Our original beef patty on a non-sesame seed bun. Because, who needs sesame seeds?

Cheeseburger
Insert cheesy caption here. Original beef patty, American cheddar, Non-sesame seed bun.

Bacon Double Cheeseburger
Legally we have to write out what’s in a bacon cheeseburger (eyeroll). Here goes: original beef patty, American cheddar, Canadian Bacon, non-sesame seed bun.

High Priest
Two original beef patties, Secret Sauce, American cheddar, non-sesame seed bun. It’s like that big burger from that huge restaurant chain. Only, fresh and delicious.

California Classic
We liked it, so we put a ring on it. Cheeseburger, Secret Sauce, and a ring of sautéed onions, sangwiched between buttered buns. Single or double available. Photo is of Double Cali.

New York's Finest Taxi Service
Cheeseburger, G14 sauce. And Kaiser Söze’s favourite.

The Vatican City
Double Cheeseburger smashed between two grilled cheese buns. It’s like all your favourite things in one.

Fiery Furnace
You’re gonna want a beverage with this. Bacon Cheeseburger, crushed hot peppers, non-sesame seed bun.

Blue Steel
Premium beef patty, blue cheese. Really, really really, ridiculously good looking. Single or double available. Double is featured in the photo.

Secret Menu
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The Priest
Cheeseburger with The Option on top, non-sesame seed bun.

Holy Smokes
Probably the best thing ever. Double cheeseburger, topped with deep fried jalapeños.

The Option (V)
We made a good vegetable even better. Breaded, cheese-stuffed Portobello mushroom cap, non-sesame seed bun. (Vegetarian)

The Vegan (V)
Our own vegan patty topped the way you like it with our BP vegan sauce. Our vegan patty is not cooked with protein. It is cooked on our bun grill which may come in contact with dairy.


Chicken
Most places wing it. We do quality 100% fresh chicken breast marinated in buttermilk and hand-breaded in our kitchens.
Chicken Low Priest
Fried chicken breast, Secret Sauce (stop asking, thanks), American cheddar, non-sesame seed bun.

The Token
Buffalo fried chicken, blue cheese, non-sesame seed bun.

Chicken Bacon Ranch
Chicken fried in buttermilk ranch, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, crisp bacon, non-sesame bun.

Deluxe Chicken Strips
Plain or Buffalo style.


Hot Dogs
We’re also redeeming the hot dog. Featuring the famous, all-beef Kosher Hebrew National.
Hebrew National
Kosher Hebrew National all-beef hot dog, griddled not boiled (gross).

Chili Cheese Dog
One Hebrew National Kosher all-beef hot dog, one mountain of house-made chili and shredded American cheddar.

Bacon Cheese Dog
Hebrew National all-beef Hot dog, topped with shredded American cheddar and bacon.


Sides
Batman has Robin. Frodo has Sam. You have these.
Fresh Cut Fries
Fresh fries, hand cut in-house each day and deep fried until golden brown.

Cheese Fries
Our fresh cut fries buried in melted American cheddar.

Poutine
Fries, cheese curds, gravy.

Chili Cheese Fries
Our Fresh cut fries in a tomb of house-made chili and melted American cheddar.

Chili Bowl
A bowl of chili, man. Simple. Made in-house daily.


Treats
Because you deserve it, sweetheart.
Cookies
Baked in-house chocolate chip

Ice Cream Sangwich
Ice cream sangwiched between two chocolate chip cookies

The Vatican on Ice
Ice cream sangwiched between two grilled cheese buns


Shakes & Drinks
Searching for the ‘ahhhh’ effect? You found it.
Old Fashioned Shakes
Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry or mint chocolate chip.

Riggs & Murtaugh
Vanilla ice cream, chocolate milk.

Jarge
Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry.

Ice Cream Float
Pick your ice cream. Pick your soda pop.

Kreamsicle Soda
Vanilla ice cream blended with cream soda, grape crush, or orange crush.


Secret Menu
Instagram foodie game feeling a bit weak? You’re gonna like this.
Low Priest
Like the High Priest, only lower. Premium beef patty, Secret Sauce, American cheddar, non-sesame seed bun.

Double Low Priest
Only for the beefiest. 2 premium beef patties, Secret Sauce, American Cheddar, non-sesame seed bun.

The Heavvy
Excellent for burger-to-face bicep curls. Premium beef patty, bacon, Smoke (panko-crusted, deep fried jalapeños) American cheddar, Secret Sauce, non-sesame seed bun.

Double Magnum
Ambi-turner exclusive. Premium beef patty, bacon, blue cheese. Single or double available.

Jarge Style
Mustard grilled premium beef patties, onions grilled in special sauce, American cheddar, non-sesame seed bun.

Double Red Sea
Cheeseburger topped with chili, non-sesame seed bun. Stop drooling, people are starting to stare. Single or double available.

Religious Hypocrite
The Option (panko-crusted, cheese-stuffed portobello cap), bacon, non-sesame seed bun.

Noah's Ark
No animals were harmed in the making of this burger. The Option (panko-crusted, cheese-stuffed portobello cap), topped with chili, non-sesame seed bun.

The Pope
The Option, (panko-crusted, cheese-stuffed portobello cap), sangwiched between two American cheddar topped beef patties, non-sesame seed bun.

Tower of Babel
The Option (panko-crusted, cheese-stuffed portobello cap), sangwiched by two American cheddar covered premium beef patties, sandwiched between two grilled cheese buns.

Judgement Day
Two Option (panko-crusted, cheese-stuffed portobello cap), premium beef patty, non-sesame seed bun.

Armageddon
It’s not the end of the world, but you might need a nap. Two options (panko-crusted, cheese-stuffed portobello cap), American cheddar, two premium beef patties, between non-sesame seed buns.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
You’re in trouble now. Two Options (panko-crusted, cheese-stuffed portobello cap), American cheddar, two premium beef patties, between two grilled cheese buns.

Project Mayhem
The first rule of project mayhem is: fresh cut fries, gravy, cheese curds, on a bed of chili.

Stern Fries
Fresh cut fries, grilled onions, secret sauce, cheese.
